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[karmacomecalling]

[The things i am learning about star wars for you]

He was??? what happened

[Did no one want to buy him from the Jawa store?]

[psychometries]

The Jedi that he worked with before, Master Cordova, had to leave him behind with important information.

Information that someone like me needed in order to save a lot of Force-sensitive children from the Empire.

[karmacomecalling]

are you saying he's FULL OF SECRETS

TELL THEM ALL TO ME

PLEASE OH PLEASE

[psychometries]

Only secrets about ancient tombs and artifacts.

And maps. Lots of maps.

[karmacomecalling]

YOU MEAN HE WAS HIDING THE WAY TO BURIED TREASURE ALL ALONG????

[psychometries]

I wouldn't really call any of it treasure.

All that was in the tombs were puzzles and more guardians trying to kill me.

[karmacomecalling]

you know, in a way

the friend you made was the treasure all along

[psychometries]

[ I hate that he legit laughed at this. ]

I guess you're right. I feel like Beedee is the best thing I found.

What about you? Is there anything I can do if you leave?

[karmacomecalling]

[well he's completely alone here so have a shitpost]

Tell Prudence Blackwood I'll always love her

[psychometries]

Alright. I'll make sure to do that.

Anything else?

[karmacomecalling]

make sure my funeral is the BIGGEST PARTY THIS TOWN HAS EVER SEEN

I'll do the same for you of course

[psychometries]

Your funeral?

I thought we were just going home, not dying.

[karmacomecalling]

well it'll be a going away funeral. the point is it's a party about me and how much everyone is gonna miss me! Which will be a lot, because i'm such a great guy

[psychometries]

Including Prudence Blackwood, I hope?

[karmacomecalling]

haha yeah

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

her cheekbones could cut DIAMONDS!!! I'm in love 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

[psychometries]

Does she know that yet?

[ He's here to support your romantic pursuits(?), Yakko. ]

[karmacomecalling]

[things you should not be encouraging: this]

no but she's probably got a clue

And if not I'll solve the whole case for her

What about you huh

Whose bed have your boots been under

[psychometries]

[ Yes, he sees that now. Anyway, it's time to Deflect. ]

Are you trying to tell me you want to put your boots under her bed?

Do you even have boots?

[karmacomecalling]

[COWARD]

whoa not on the first date!!!!!!!!!

[perverted little turd he may be, he still has to keep it PG. Always. Forever.

But you don't]

You didn't answer my question 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉💋💋💋💋🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[psychometries]

[ That is a very alarming series of emojis. ]

There's nothing to answer.

My boots are underneath my own bed.

[karmacomecalling]

aw, don't worry

i'll find you somebody to love

[psychometries]

You really don't have to. That's not how it works with my order.

Attachments like that are forbidden.

[karmacomecalling]

why

will the midichlorians get jealous

i hate you so much

[psychometries]

Attachment and possession lead to jealousy and greed, and both are paths to the dark side.

As Master Yoda says.

<3!!!!!

[karmacomecalling]

awww love doesn't have to be about possession!! And you don't need to be greedy either

You just gotta follow your heart and support your gal. Or gals. Or guys. Just tell the truth and make sure they know that you're a Jedi and you're always gonna wear that poncho, and those are things that will never change

Even if you SHOULD get a new shirt