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[karmacomecalling]

well it'll be a going away funeral. the point is it's a party about me and how much everyone is gonna miss me! Which will be a lot, because i'm such a great guy

[psychometries]

Including Prudence Blackwood, I hope?

[karmacomecalling]

haha yeah

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

her cheekbones could cut DIAMONDS!!! I'm in love 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

[psychometries]

Does she know that yet?

[ He's here to support your romantic pursuits(?), Yakko. ]

[karmacomecalling]

[things you should not be encouraging: this]

no but she's probably got a clue

And if not I'll solve the whole case for her

What about you huh

Whose bed have your boots been under

[psychometries]

[ Yes, he sees that now. Anyway, it's time to Deflect. ]

Are you trying to tell me you want to put your boots under her bed?

Do you even have boots?

[karmacomecalling]

[COWARD]

whoa not on the first date!!!!!!!!!

[perverted little turd he may be, he still has to keep it PG. Always. Forever.

But you don't]

You didn't answer my question 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉💋💋💋💋🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[psychometries]

[ That is a very alarming series of emojis. ]

There's nothing to answer.

My boots are underneath my own bed.

[karmacomecalling]

aw, don't worry

i'll find you somebody to love

[psychometries]

You really don't have to. That's not how it works with my order.

Attachments like that are forbidden.

[karmacomecalling]

why

will the midichlorians get jealous

i hate you so much

[psychometries]

Attachment and possession lead to jealousy and greed, and both are paths to the dark side.

As Master Yoda says.

<3!!!!!

[karmacomecalling]

awww love doesn't have to be about possession!! And you don't need to be greedy either

You just gotta follow your heart and support your gal. Or gals. Or guys. Just tell the truth and make sure they know that you're a Jedi and you're always gonna wear that poncho, and those are things that will never change

Even if you SHOULD get a new shirt

[psychometries]

[ That's not really how it works at all, but he's not about to give the whole spiel on love and attachment and the dark side and yada yada. It's... a lot. ]

What's wrong with my shirt?

[karmacomecalling]

[why not, maybe we could get this to 100 comments]

Nothing if you're expecting a monsoon

[psychometries]

Well... I kind of was.

On the planet where I got that poncho, Bracca, it rained almost every day. Didn't make for a very fun time at work.

[karmacomecalling]

ha ha! gross!

it's not raining now though is it?