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[karmacomecalling]

don't play coy!!!! Its all in your bad boy smirk

I bet you use Bing to search the internet too, you degenerate

1/2

[psychometries]

I do what?

[ Stop making references he doesn't understand!!! Well, whatever. ]

[psychometries]

There is one thing you can do for me, if I get sent home.

If BD-1 is still here, just make sure you look after him, okay? Don't leave him alone.

[ Now he's glad that this is text, because he doesn't have to say it aloud in front of Beedee. Cal doesn't think they'll get separated, since they arrived together, but he still doesn't want to worry his little buddy with even the possibility. ]

[karmacomecalling]

[He is literally incapable of stopping that, I'm very sorry. References forever. Vive la Referénce!!]

It'd be one cruel son of a gun that tried to split the two of you apart

but okay, you got a deal

anything i should know about taking care of him

does he need walkies

[psychometries]

No walkies.

Just see if you can give him an oil bath every once in a while. It helps keep his joints clean.

And he just likes it.

[karmacomecalling]

weird but you got it boss

still, i'll hunt down doubleneon and kick them in the kiester if they send one of you back without the other. You came in together, so you gotta stay together!

[psychometries]

[ It's like a relaxing bubble bath for droids and they love it. This is a Star Wars lore deep cut, please appreciate it. ]

I bet you could do it too.

I hope we stay together too, but just in case. He was by himself for a long time before I found him, so I just don't want that to happen again.

[karmacomecalling]

[The things i am learning about star wars for you]

He was??? what happened

[Did no one want to buy him from the Jawa store?]

[psychometries]

The Jedi that he worked with before, Master Cordova, had to leave him behind with important information.

Information that someone like me needed in order to save a lot of Force-sensitive children from the Empire.

[karmacomecalling]

are you saying he's FULL OF SECRETS

TELL THEM ALL TO ME

PLEASE OH PLEASE

[psychometries]

Only secrets about ancient tombs and artifacts.

And maps. Lots of maps.

[karmacomecalling]

YOU MEAN HE WAS HIDING THE WAY TO BURIED TREASURE ALL ALONG????

[psychometries]

I wouldn't really call any of it treasure.

All that was in the tombs were puzzles and more guardians trying to kill me.

[karmacomecalling]

you know, in a way

the friend you made was the treasure all along

[psychometries]

[ I hate that he legit laughed at this. ]

I guess you're right. I feel like Beedee is the best thing I found.

What about you? Is there anything I can do if you leave?

[karmacomecalling]

[well he's completely alone here so have a shitpost]

Tell Prudence Blackwood I'll always love her

[psychometries]

Alright. I'll make sure to do that.

Anything else?

[karmacomecalling]

make sure my funeral is the BIGGEST PARTY THIS TOWN HAS EVER SEEN

I'll do the same for you of course

[psychometries]

Your funeral?

I thought we were just going home, not dying.

[karmacomecalling]

well it'll be a going away funeral. the point is it's a party about me and how much everyone is gonna miss me! Which will be a lot, because i'm such a great guy

[psychometries]

Including Prudence Blackwood, I hope?

[karmacomecalling]

haha yeah

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

her cheekbones could cut DIAMONDS!!! I'm in love 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

[psychometries]

Does she know that yet?

[ He's here to support your romantic pursuits(?), Yakko. ]

[karmacomecalling]

[things you should not be encouraging: this]

no but she's probably got a clue

And if not I'll solve the whole case for her

What about you huh

Whose bed have your boots been under

[psychometries]

[ Yes, he sees that now. Anyway, it's time to Deflect. ]

Are you trying to tell me you want to put your boots under her bed?

Do you even have boots?